About five months later...this poem is set to the tune of the dear liza song--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7_3DjDot24&feature=related. Dear DinosaurThere's a hole in the ozonedear dino dear dinoWith what shall I mend it, dear dinosaur with what?With clothes, dear Kristin dear Kristin, dear Kristin, with more clothes from the Gap, Abercrombie, and Saks.How shall I find them, dear dino dear dino?With you Garman Ms Kristin, Ms Kristin, Ms Kristin, with your Garman and your Uggs, you'll save a polar ice cap.But I don't have any money dear dinosaur dear dinosaur, so how can I save the melting tundra?Use credit, dear Kristin dear Kristin dear Kristin, use credit, Ms Kristin Ms Kristin use credit.But there's a tar pit in my credit dear dino dear dino, there's a tar pit in my credit and I can't even flip a house!Then get on reality TV dear Kristin dear Kristin, get on TV so you don't end up like me.But I have a husband, and I'm not fat dear dino dear dino, I have a husband and I'm lazy and not a survivor.Then have more sex, dear Kristin dear Kristin, have more sex and write a blog.But I can't have more sex without Victoria's Secret Pink underwear dear dino dear dino, and I don't have any money, to buy the Pink.But that's what us dinos thought dear Kristin dear Kristin, that's what us dinos thought, and now we're extinct.
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About five months later...this poem is set to the tune of the dear liza song--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7_3DjDot24&feature=related.
Dear Dinosaur
There's a hole in the ozone
dear dino dear dino
With what shall I mend it, dear dinosaur with what?
With clothes, dear Kristin dear Kristin, dear Kristin, with more clothes from the Gap, Abercrombie, and Saks.
How shall I find them, dear dino dear dino?
With you Garman Ms Kristin, Ms Kristin, Ms Kristin, with your Garman and your Uggs, you'll save a polar ice cap.
But I don't have any money dear dinosaur dear dinosaur, so how can I save the melting tundra?
Use credit, dear Kristin dear Kristin dear Kristin, use credit, Ms Kristin Ms Kristin use credit.
But there's a tar pit in my credit dear dino dear dino, there's a tar pit in my credit and I can't even flip a house!
Then get on reality TV dear Kristin dear Kristin, get on TV so you don't end up like me.
But I have a husband, and I'm not fat dear dino dear dino, I have a husband and I'm lazy and not a survivor.
Then have more sex, dear Kristin dear Kristin, have more sex and write a blog.
But I can't have more sex without Victoria's Secret Pink underwear dear dino dear dino, and I don't have any money, to buy the Pink.
But that's what us dinos thought dear Kristin dear Kristin, that's what us dinos thought, and now we're extinct.
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